Where are they now?

Where are they now?

Lesley:

Much to her dismay, Dorothy had her application for affordable housing turned down. She now lives with the Cowardly Lion and their little dog, who is not called Toto.

Chris:

The Scarecrow has become a much happier person after realising that, although straw is not very good for making a brain, barley is excellent for making beer.

Mark:

The Tin Woodman’s brief liaison with Mrs Miggins did not last long. She felt his chopper might tarnish her reputation, whilst he feared her pies might tarnish his bodywork.

Nick:

The Cowardly lion is now fear-less, and a great deal thinner since removing the fat suit. He spends his time, leaping out at people from behind bushes, and scaring them witless.

Harry:

Toto was sent to live on a lovely farm in the countryside. He is very, very happy there, but unfortunately it is too far for us to go and visit him.

Andy:

With the Wizard gone and the city gates destroyed, the people of Oz had no use for Private Parts and career-wise, he was left dangling.

Mike and Victoria:

Big ears, the horse has been given a nice blanket and put out to graze for another year. He dreams of the day he will be allowed to ride a tandem on stage.

Becker:

The Stig has promised not to write a book about his experiences this year and as a result is now busy filming a new season of, “Top Gear”.

Dick:

Sadly, Prince Charming attempted to re-create Marvo the Magician’s disappearing act, once too often and, according to Dick, will never, ever, be seen again.

Sylvia:

Cilla has returned to Liverpool to find a dentist who will be able to fix her teeth in place once and for all. She was last seen buying a lorra, lorra, fix-a-dent.

Peter:

Gok Wan has started to create his own, Mrs Miggins inspired, recipes and make-up. The crispy-fried Hedgehog shows promise, but the marrow based mascara is proving difficult.

Verity:

Little Red Riding Hood was last seen entering Owston Wood with a basket load of goodies. The RSPCA have reported a sudden rise in the number of Wolves seeking sanctuary.

Cindy:

After the demise of her evil ruler, The Winkey applied for a position with Easy Jet. Sadly, her being a Monkey meant that she was over-qualified to work for them.

Pat:

After his humiliating defeat by the Cowardly lion, Knuckles McSweeney has retired from professional wrestling. He now runs a small manicurist’s stall on Melton market.

Kit, Gabriel, Tegan, Nayana, Emily, Edward, Sophie, Lily, Annie and Carrie:

The Munchkins were released back into the wild. The wild was not, overly happy about this. Munchkin wranglers will ensure that they are rounded up again for next year’s panto.

Tess:       

Tess still hopes to have the Cowardly lion, stuffed and mounted, over the mantelpiece, in the drawing room, but for now she is making do with a stiff brandy.

Cathy:

As far as we know, Cathy is still in the memorial hall, sleeping off a hangover. Do try not to disturb her if you go in there.

Sue R:

Sue now runs the, “Sexy Lady”, dancing school. She is still not exactly sure what, “Gangnam”, style is, but she’s giving it a jolly good try.

Caroline:

Caroline has devoted her life to tracking down and destroying every shred of evidence that might link her to the Horsey Ladies. Once this is done, she intends to enter a convent.

Helen:

Helen is at home, where she should be, recovering nicely. If you see her trying to do stuff, scold her severely, and then offer to make her a nice cup of tea.

 Max:

Usually drunk on home-made Marrow Rum, Mrs Miggins can be seen most days, scouring the highways and byways of the parish, in search of fresh, and not so fresh, road-kill for her pies.

Sophie:

Sophie has nothing to do now that the panto season has finished. She desperately hopes that people will give her lots of jobs to do, and children to look after, to relieve the boredom.

Sue:

Sue still runs a small B & B in the multi-coloured city of Somerby, but she has a definite, No Lions, No Tigers, and No Bears policy. Oh My!

Annie:

Annie emerged from a heap of the Horsey Ladies empty Gin bottles, vowing never again to play for them. She was given a stiff talking-to. Annie wishes she’d never met them.

Colin:

For sale: One-man-band outfit, harmonica included. Slightly used, sounds awful.

Lynne:

The Wicked Witch of the West is dead. The funeral was attended by a single, small dog, who cocked his leg on the headstone, shortly before leaving.

Roz:

Having discovered that the Horsey Ladies drank all of her paint thinners, Roz has postponed moving into the village until she can find new brushes.

Henrietta.

She’s mad! The poor delusional woman is already planning next year’s performance, oblivious to the fact that her entire cast, simply cannot act, or sing, or take any kind of direction.

Matt.

Last seen driving out of the village very quickly, muttering something about wanting to get back to civilization. He’ll be back, definitely, maybe.